9/30/09

The Official Tennis Player of New Jersey

New Jersey, we have our own official tennis player. First off, I'd like to thank the Mouth from the South, RCal, for bringing this wonderful gentleman to my attention. He is of Polish descent, but as you'll see from his name, we truly know where his heart lies.

So without further ado, ladies and gentleman, I present to you...

Jerzy Janowicz!

Clearly this 18 year old player from Poland has the smartest parents in the world. His last name even sounds like a friend of mine who absolutely LOVES New Jersey, which just ads to how great this man is. Sure, he's the 349th ranked singles player in the world, but there are 6.5 billion people in this world, so clearly he's better than most of the planet.



We here at New Jersey is Clean, Idiots from now on will follow young Jerzy as he makes his way up the rankings, culminating in the inevitable Grand Slam titles that his name dictates as destiny.

Young Jerzy, you have a new fan club. The future is yours!
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4 comments:

  1. ScottSeptember 30, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    He is a role model and a great man. i think I'll name my kids after him.

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  2. AliciaOctober 1, 2009 at 3:20 AM

    I googled him and didn't find a fan club for him, so good discovery Steven.

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  3. rcalOctober 1, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    he's sponsored by nike it appears too. he's the next jordan, lebron, and tiger of the tennis scene... and now this is the first unofficial official site of jerzy!

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  4. Bon VoyOZOctober 8, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    I do NOT love NJ as you clearly implied by your blog post!!!

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