9/22/09

Kanye speaks the truth!

He may have acted a fool at the VMAs, but Kanye West has been known to drop some serious knowledge on us from time to time, albeit in a rude manner. Behold this nugget of truth:



Yes, the Velociraptor is AWESOME, and plays a major part in the greatest cinematic achievement of our time, Jurassic Park. But no one tops the Tyrannosaurus Rex. No one. The T-Rex was the King. He (or she) ruled the dinosaur world with an iron fist (metaphorically speaking), an iron fist (still metaphorically speaking) that was made of gigantic jagged-edged teeth that will literally rip your face off. Just ask Donald Gennaro.
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6 comments:

  1. ScottSeptember 23, 2009 at 3:58 AM

    We are going to pretend that Steve is a girl here.

    YO STEVE, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT THE VELOCIRAPTOR FROM JURASSIC PARK WAS THE CLEVEREST GIRL OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

    Then Kanye would shrug to the audience, and get mauled by a Dilophosaurus.

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  2. PlesiotylosaurusSeptember 23, 2009 at 7:05 AM

    Let's not forget about the most amazing sea creature of the deep: me!

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  3. AliciaSeptember 23, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Which one ate the guy off the toilet? Cause he (or she) is the best

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  4. ScottSeptember 23, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    You're lack of knowing every subtle nuance of Jurassic Park, makes me doubt your relation to Steve.

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  5. AliciaSeptember 23, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    I know I am a failure

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  6. ScottSeptember 24, 2009 at 4:42 AM

    As am I for using the wrong form of your/you're I will now eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's in sadness.

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