It's a Dance-off.

Few things in life bring more joy to more people than a good, solid dance-off. And no, I don't mean those crappy break-dancing movies, of which a new installment comes out every 3-6 months. You know that genre has been brutally murdered when the Wayan's brothers are releasing a spoof of it. Scary Movie was enough fellas. Please stop.

Anyway, by good, solid dance-off, I mean that moment where a couple of guys or gals can put aside their egos for a moment and start doing ridiculous dances for the sole purpose of entertaining their drunk friends, even though they look like complete morons (see: any wedding). A moment just like this recently occurred during a rain delay of a Big East baseball game between UConn and South Florida. Even better, it was all caught on tape. Read along with me as you watch the video, sent by our good friend from the deep south, RCal.

UConn comes right out with the Superman dance from that song by Soulja Boy. Come on guys, seriously? That dance is old, tired, and used. I think it should be retired, permanently. No points for originality for the UConn team.

South Florida immediately counters by unleashing #44 on them. #44 has some serious moves. I wish I could dance like him. Hell, Usher wishes he could dance like him. I have a hard time believing #44 is white.

The UConn players remind me of an 8th grade dance. They're all standing around, waiting for someone to actually get on the dance floor and awkwardly move around a bit, thereby making it OK for everyone else to join in. Except they all suck at dancing. The macarena is a mild rebound, but seriously, who doesn't know that dance? Oh right, a couple of the UConn players. They suck so hard they can't even get the macarena right. Shame.

Holy shit! South Florida broke out the grenade toss where all the players hit the deck! I LOVE THAT MOVE. And Michael Jackson emerged from the pile! Is that the real Michael Jackson? I think so. South Florida is deucing all over UConn at this point. It's not even a contest. They even sent out #44 again to embarrass UConn even more. This is getting ugly.

UConn redeemed itself slightly with that guy who put his uniform on upside down and ran around the tarp, making it look like he was doing hand-stands the whole time. You have to love his head bulging through the crotch of his pants, making it look like he has a severe case of elephantitis.

RIVER DANCE!?!?! YES! Nothing like a good Irish Jig to spice up a dance-off. #19 for UConn has some skill in this area, but #29 for USF is the next coming of Michael Flatley. I'm impressed. This dance-off is rocketing up the whiteness scale.

Some tarp-sliding happens, as well as UConn breaking into more 8th grade dance activities as the video ends. All in all, you can't argue with the fact that the South Florida baseball team is just more talented on the dance floor than their counterparts from UConn. Between #44, Michael Jackson in warmups, and #29 in the River Dance, it's a clean sweep for USF.