Jack Bauer could actually make the USA Men's Curling team respectable

My thoughts on last night's episode:

- Joseph, the thieving shtable boy, is not very smart. You have to know that when dealing in major arms, you never go rogue, or you will end up dying. It's rule #1 in nuclear weapon transactions! SHIT JOSEPH. Now you're dead. At least his cell phone stayed on long enough on the ground for them to identify the terrorists who killed him. Classic 24!

- You get the feeling that Jack and Renee are going to bump uglies when this season is over, leading to Renee birthing some of the most kick ass children ever created. I mean, let's be honest. The world's greatest man mating with a woman who has shown that she doesn't take any prisoners either? The kids only need to get over the emotional issues provided by the Walker genes and they'll be incredible. Plus, Jack has already proven that he is a can't-miss father (Kim Bauer anyone? YES PLEASE).



- Rob Weiss, he of the bunched panties, apparently thought it would take the Justice Department lawyer with the biggest DSLs to crack Renee and make her take the blame for this. It's a good thing Jack showed up and showed that biotch who's boss. It's a shame, however, that Jack had to be electrocuted for the 54th time this season promptly afterwards.

- Farhad Hassan: now THERE'S a spineless little puss. One second he's running the show, the next moment some terrorist with a finely tailored goatee tells him he wants to blow up NYC, more or less relegating Farhad to second fiddle. Then Farhad goes running away, crying to CTU that he wants to come in and tell them everything, I'm assuming in exchange for immunity. Apparently the US government gives away immunity like lollipops in a doctor's office.

- Brian Hastings is worthless. First Rob Weiss tells him how it is, then his data analyst is running away to JC strip clubs in the middle of a nuclear crisis, then he puts some greenhorn named Owen in charge of the mission to get Farhad out of trouble... you think all of this would happen with Bill Buchanon in charge? No sir. Great Americans don't let this shit happen. Brian Hastings, you're not a great American. RIP Bill. You're missed now more than ever.



- So we begin last week's episode with this Dana Walsh train wreck, and now we end this week's episode with it? For shame, 24 writers. It's a good thing our boy Freddie is such a badass and is quite the marksman with a shotgun - like Denzel Washington in Training Day, he is surgical with that bitch. I only wish that Kevin's bearded psycho partner had shot Dana before Freddie took him down with a perfectly placed shotgun round to the heart. There's only one thing left to do Freddie: GET RID OF DANA WALSH. PLEASE. DO IT FOR ALL OF US.