Christians initially prayed to Jack Bauer, but he was too busy, so they turned to God.

Before I get to my thoughts on last night's episode, I wanted to shed light on something incredibly disturbing. I was browsing Fox's 24 website for pictures to use here, and when I scrolled to the bottom of the main page, I noticed a "FANS + COMMUNITY" section where people can comment about the show. The first post there was about how awesome the squirt gun gag was that Kevin's daft partner in crime pulled on him in the evidence locker 2 episodes ago. The person who said that should kill themselves. But if that wasn't enough of a reason for suicide for that fella, his/her username for the site is: "DANA_WALSH_FAN." ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!?!? WHO LIKES HER?!??! Now not only should this guy/gal kill him/herself, but it should be as painful as possible. This person is a disgrace to humankind.



Now onto my thoughts on last night's episode:

- Really, 24 writers? You begin this episode with the Dana Walsh storyline? After the awesomeness at the end of last week, you start this week off with a storyline I wish would go away more than anything in this world? Shameful. She came thisclose to confessing to our man Cole, but the realized she only needed to kill Kevin to get rid of the problem, so she didn't tell him. Shit! Cole - See the truth! You've bagged Jessica Biel before, get rid of this nasty hoe and move on to greener pastures! I hope something goes terribly wrong when she goes to shoot Kevin and the gun fires backwards into her face.

- You would think the bad guys now would know this one simple fact - you do not mess with Jack. But if you still think that's a good idea and proceed in doing so, you especially shouldn't torture him. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should torture occur, because the only way it ends is with you dying. When the Russian dude was electrocuting Jack and Jack pretended to go to sleep, I turned to my woman and said, "Oh boy. This is where the poor guy loses his head." What happened? Jack used his feet to zap him, he got off the ceiling pipe he was hanging on, and he broke the Russian's neck, i.e. he took his head off. Happens every time. Terrorists: you've been warned.

- I hope President Hassan doesn't start smoking weed anytime soon, because that guy is entirely too paranoid as it is. You better calm down there Slumdog.



- Looks like the head Russian arms dealer, aka the head Brewmaster in Beerfest (he was a thieving shtableboy!) shouldn't have murdered his one son, because now his other son who speaks perfect English is out to make him look a fool! So not only did he get caught by Jack because Jack is so badass, but all the money he was going to make is going to go to his son, AND because the nuclear rods weren't there because the son took them, his immunity agreement is out the window. Poor bastard. Such is life when in 24.