Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, from all of us here at New Jersey is Clean, Idiots.
As you all know, Thanksgiving is held in the highest regard by us, as it is the greatest of all the great holidays. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the turkey, the cranberries, the sweet potato casserole, the stuffing, and all the rest of your feast, as well as the... Lions? And... Raiders? And the....... Cowboys? GROSS.
BUT AT LEAST THE G-MEN ARE ON TONIGHT TO REDEEM US ALL!!! Send them your thoughts and prayers, as a Giants victory will not only make this holiday complete for me, but will cure world hunger. Trust me.
UPDATE: World hunger continues on. The Giants are the worst team in football. Unwatchable. Frustrating. Pathetic. I could go on forever.
Happy thanksgiving to you and your staff at NJICI.
ReplyDeleteWorst team in football??? Definitely an incredibly mediocre team, but far from the worst.
ReplyDeleteI never knew the Giants ability to win had such an effect on world hunger.
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